A Message From The President: Joe Biden has just released an urgent statement informing the American people that there’s great news if they go out and get the vaccine, causing numerous hordes of braindead people to run out and get the zombie shot.
A Message From The President: Joe Biden has just released an urgent statement informing the American people that there’s great news if they go out and get the vaccine, causing numerous hordes of braindead people to run out and get the zombie shot.
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