MOBILE, ALABAMA– As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across the country, experts are calling for 14 days of refraining from watching news media outlets to flatten the curve of indoctrination spreading to more unsuspecting people.
In less than a month, the number of confirmed disinformation cases doubled from about 169,000 fake news cases to more than 339,000 in November, infecting anyone who came within 6 feet of a television while CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News aired.
To slow the spread of falling victim to contagious disinformation, such as there being no evidence of election fraud, COVID-19 being the worst pandemic of all time, and the Great Reset being a conspiracy theory, experts are suggesting people seek treatment by social distancing from legacy media and putting their mind into lockdown as a way to safeguard against possible infection.
“Liberals, Democrats, and individuals on the left seem to be the most susceptible to fake news propaganda,” said Dr. Jill Pickle, head of the Mobile Simulation Research Department. “We’re currently working on a media vaccine that will make vulnerable individuals immune to the effects of believing that news hosts like Brian Stelter are actually telling the truth.”
After word of the media vaccine went public, various mainstream news channels began claiming that the anti-media research by Dr. Pickle’s team is a conspiracy theory and has been debunked by Twitter fact-checkers.
