WASHINGTON– Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump caused an uproar among voting rights activists when photos surfaced recently of the president’s two sons holding a dead mailbox that they had killed during a trophy hunting expedition in the Arizona desert last week.
The rare blue post office mailbox was put on the endangered species list two weeks ago after Democrats caught President Donald Trump’s secret Voting Suppression soldiers going around the country and murdering the once ubiquitous letter holders in an effort to win the presidential election in November.
According to CNN news sources, Trump’s sadistic sons showed no remorse for killing the USPS mailbox as damaging pictures showed them shoving their bloody hands into its top mail slot and also pulling off its legs to hang up on their mansion walls.
Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter called the Trump family’s mailbox hunting expedition a sickening display of toxic masculinity and also a blatant attempt by President Trump to overthrow the Democrat’s legitimate effort to earn the election fairly with mail-in ballots.
“Not only did Don Jr. and Eric interfere with our democracy, but they also got a sick thrill out of doing it,” Stelter said with a straight face as he showed his audience an undoctored photo of the Trump brothers skinning the slaughtered mailbox after shooting it in the head.
The United States Postal Service mailbox population has decreased 69 percent in the last 4 years, according to the Mailbox Wildlife Foundation.
Voting rights organizations are calling the Trump family’s disturbing antics a “horror show” and are petitioning Democrats to also put citizen’s home mailboxes on the endangered species list before sisters Ivanka and Tiffany Trump go on their “girls night out” home mailbox hunting trip slated for next month.
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told his supporters that if he’s elected he will make sure mail service is more secure by using newer stagecoaches and healthier horses for the popular Pony Express.
