WASHINGTON– Damning new evidence against Donald Trump has recently been brought forth by House Democrats after subliminal pro-Russian messages were found when the president’s speeches were played backwards.
The latest controversy surrounding the Trump-Russia affair has been given new life due to the shocking, undeniable Russian collusion proof that was discovered while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) partied with fellow Democrats in celebration of California’s one millionth homeless resident.
While watching a Trump rally video looking for something to impeach the president on, Pelosi’s giddy nephew Gavin Newsom accidentally hit the rewind button after sitting on the television remote.
The next day Pelosi gave a news conference, saying Trump’s recorded speech was demonic and reminded her of all the Satanic messages hidden on all the classic rock songs that the bad boy president probably listened to when he was younger.
“It was frightening,” Pelosi told CNN news reporters as she held up a poster with all the secret messages that are embedded in Trump’s speeches. “We now have irrefutable proof that Trump is colluding with the Russians to win re-election.”
After smacking her lips, Pelosi added, “I am formally announcing here that I will be reopening the Russia-Ukraine-China-Iran-Antarctica inquiry into Mr. Trump in light of this startling new evidence.”
Democrats claim Trump’s backmasked messages in his speeches were put there as a way to let Vladimir Putin know exactly how he wants the 2020 election rigged, including messages directed specifically at his Russian cohort in crime Bernie Sanders.
According to the new evidence, the alleged backward messages also has Trump saying that his phone call to the president of the Ukraine was actually a “terrible call,” that he intends to “tear down the wall” that he’s supposedly trying to build, and that his feelings for Pelosi are not repulsive, but genuinely amorous.
