DENVER, COLORADO– World-famous nude dentist Dr. Nathan Balsak, DDS, 35, was arrested early this morning after police raided his dental office in what is now being called ‘The Balsak Hunt’ by news media.
At approximately 9:01 am this morning, police officers stormed through the tight back door of the Balsak Naked Dentistry office and immediately placed head dentist Dr. Balsak under arrest, along with another female topless dentist who also worked at the office, as well as a few topless dental hygienists.
Four dental hygienists also arrested
Eight naked people were arrested in total, including two nude patients who had already stripped down to their birthday suits.
Back in 2017, the Balsak Naked Dentistry office made headlines around the world as being the very first dentist office to go completely naked, putting many nervous patients with a fear of the dentist at ease.
The naked dentist controversy is reminiscent of a female naked doctor who opened up her own nude doctor’s office, which also caused a stir among uptight law enforcement.
Nude dentist has a prior criminal record
The raid isn’t the first time the Balsak Naked Dentistry office has been in trouble.
In 2018, Dr. Balsak was served a hefty $14 fine after forgetting to renew his medical nudist license and for removing the ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ sign from the front door to the office. According to an archaic Denver law, any business that removes a ‘no shirt, no shoes’ sign from the front door must pay an annual fee of $10.
During the raid, the police department sent in young, attractive, topless female undercover officers as a way to throw the Balsak Naked Dentistry office off guard and make Dr. Balsak think they were innocent MILFs looking to get their oral cavity cleaned.
Dr. Balsak was charged with human trafficking, promoting prostitution, unlawful operation of an Asian massage parlor/nail salon, and for pirating uncensored Asian hentai videos from Japan without the proper permit.
UPDATE: After this article was written, it was reported that Dr. Balsak and the other seven people were released with no charges and an official apology after police discovered that they had raided the wrong business. The raid was supposed to take place at the Asian massage parlor/nail salon right next door to the Balsak Naked Dentistry office.
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I think it’s time for me to go to the dentist. 🤭
Wow, look at those large bicuspids. 😍