WASHINGTON– After videos of Nancy Pelosi’s ‘clap heard round the world’ went viral, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton spoke out in support of the congresswoman in a breathtaking video for FAKERS.
“You know the tidal wave of up and coming fakers running for office is helping to build an America that’s not only contrived, feigned, and assumed, but phony, spurious, and more bogus,” Clinton said, during a message delivered to the 2019 FAKERS Conference.
After gargling with Pop Rocks, Clinton added, “And as Speaker Nancy Pelosi has proved yet again, it often takes a faker to get the job done.”
Off the air Clinton’s advisers advised her that part of faking is not letting everyone know that you’re faking.
Clinton went on to say that President Donald Trump’s State of the Union just proves how incompetent the president is at the art of faking. “I’m coming out with my own book called “The Art of the Spiel”, which will basically be everything that Trump’s buffoonish “The Art of the Deal” book should’ve been.”
The FAKERS Conference is a two and a half day conference featuring fakers who are molding the country, rewriting the archaic Constitution, and encouraging young people to be more respectable individuals like many of today’s current reality stars.
