WASHINGTON– A long-awaited musical being put on by the White House is making its soft debut on the White House lawn before hitting Broadway by the end of summer.
The musical, which Washington says consists of Obama, Biden, Earnest, McDonough, and staff as well as some members of Congress, has a score of composers that includes Wolfgang Mozart Johann Chopin van Beethoven–the man responsible for such classics as Squirrel: The Nutcracker Musical, Henry O’ Henry, My Slipper Is King, and Pimples Are A-Poppin’.
“The world will be watching this one,” said 59 year old van Beethoven while showing Vice President Joe Biden how to properly dance to the drab music. “Never in my years as a composer have I ever been a part of something this grandiose and magical. This musical, my friends, may very well put an end to all world wars and may even stop world hunger.”
Famous Broadway choreographer Whipper McSnapper will be directing White House: The Musical from the comfort of his wheelchair, while Frotter “Coco” Biscuit is on board as musical supervisor and fluffer.
“The musical will follow the everyday lives of our politicians,” McSnapper promised as Biscuit waxed his backside. “The only difference is, President Obama and crew will be dressed in outlandish pink creature costumes and move about the White House erotically as monotone music glides them along from the background.”
The exact start date for White House: The Musical has not been set yet due to the fact that President Obama has been away on vacation and has missed every practice so far.
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