WEEHAWKEN, NJ– In response to former Mexican president Vicente Fox’s vulgar attack, Donald Trump threatened to insure his infamous head of hair for one million and one pesos.
At a rally in Weehawken, the flamboyant billionaire told a crowd of supporters not to worry about the peculiar deal.
“Listen, folks, I wanna make one thing perfectly clear,” he said to the audience, running a hand through his hair, “this’s gonna be in Mexican pesos, not American dollars. And guess what? Mexico’s gonna be paying for this too.
“And if you haven’t heard the news by now, no one makes deals like I do,” Trump boasted as the crowd of fifty thousand broke out into chants of ‘Make ’em pay, make ’em pay!’
Once the crowd died down, he reached into his expensive suit jacket and took out a small yellow calculator.
“Okay, folks,” he said, tapping the calculator, “that’ll be approximately 56,405 US dollars, give or take a few cents. So, is that the best deal, or what?”
Calls to former Mexican president Vicente Fox were forwarded to the Vatican.
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