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Daily Soak is an American satire news company that’s run out of a squalid sweatshop in the outskirts of Beijing, China under various labor law violations in an effort to keep jobs away from Americans, using cheap labor, antiquated equipment, and a dial-up connection to save on overhead. The head writer is a fake news felon who spends a great portion of his life in and out of social media prison for not leaving the bias and spin to mainstream media. Follow @DailySoak
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While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following…

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Jim Cramer Predicts Biden Will Be Completely Cured Of Cancer

U.S.-- Only days after Joe Biden announced that he had cancer, CNBC…

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Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again

HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam,…

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Kim Jong Un Spotted Studying Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Suppress Free Speech More

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Having run out of ideas on how to suppress…

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New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String

U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is…

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Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live

TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…

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CNN Executes A White South African Farmer On Live TV To Prove It’s No Big Deal

U.S.-- In an effort to show that the White genocide in South…

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South African President Travels To U.S. To Hunt Down White Afrikaners Who Escaped To America

U.S.-- Following forty-nine White Afrikaners fleeing to America to escape the genocide…

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Chicago Mayor Distracts From Anti-White Discrimination Practices With Anti-Asian Discrimination Practices

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- With the allegations of racial discrimination against Whites now being…

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Keir Starmer Spotted Polishing EU Leaders’ Shoes at Summit, Calls It Diplomacy

LONDON-- As a way to strengthen ties between the United Kingdom and…

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