Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House
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Fly That Outed Mike Pence As A RINO Traitor Receives JFK Courage Award
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the…
Zelensky Offers To Say The ‘N-Word’ Too If People Send Him Donations
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Desperate For Cash, Big Bird Starts OnlyFans Page After PBS Defunded
SESAME STREET-- After losing his job following President Donald Trump's executive order…
Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election
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Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares
WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly…
Mark Carney To Replace Hockey With Cricket As National Sport Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney has already…
Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and…
Canada Tells Trump They’ll Never Be The 51st State Because They’re Already A Province Of China
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their…
Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything
WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another…
Deported ‘Maryland Man’ In El Salvador Prison Starting To Think Democrats Were Only Using Him To Score Political Points
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR– It's been almost two weeks since the deported MS-13…
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer Interrupts Pope Francis Funeral Service To Pray To Allah
VATICAN CITY-- The funeral proceedings for deceased Pope Francis suddenly came to…
