South African Leader Claims He Was Attacked By Two White Afrikaner Farmers Wearing ‘MSAGA’ Hats Shouting ‘This Is Boer Country’
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA-- A major story out of South Africa has…
While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following…
Jim Cramer Predicts Biden Will Be Completely Cured Of Cancer
U.S.-- Only days after Joe Biden announced that he had cancer, CNBC…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again
HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam,…
Kim Jong Un Spotted Studying Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Suppress Free Speech More
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Having run out of ideas on how to suppress…
New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String
U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is…
Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle…
Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…
CNN Executes A White South African Farmer On Live TV To Prove It’s No Big Deal
U.S.-- In an effort to show that the White genocide in South…
South African President Travels To U.S. To Hunt Down White Afrikaners Who Escaped To America
U.S.-- Following forty-nine White Afrikaners fleeing to America to escape the genocide…
Chicago Mayor Distracts From Anti-White Discrimination Practices With Anti-Asian Discrimination Practices
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- With the allegations of racial discrimination against Whites now being…
Keir Starmer Spotted Polishing EU Leaders’ Shoes at Summit, Calls It Diplomacy
LONDON-- As a way to strengthen ties between the United Kingdom and…
