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Daily Soak is an American satire news company that’s run out of a squalid sweatshop in the outskirts of Beijing, China under various labor law violations in an effort to keep jobs away from Americans, using cheap labor, antiquated equipment, and a dial-up connection to save on overhead. The head writer is a fake news felon who spends a great portion of his life in and out of social media prison for not leaving the bias and spin to mainstream media. Follow @DailySoak
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Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US

OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…

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Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling…

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Worried Lindsey Graham Grills Pam Bondi On Whether She Plans On Investigating Why Americans Call Him ‘Ladybug’

WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment Wednesday morning during the Senate confirmation…

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Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California…

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Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…

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Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish

CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…

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Justin Trudeau Makes Canadian History As First Person Of Color To Resign As Prime Minister

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin…

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Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For California Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the California wildfires continue to burn out of control…

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Biden Gives Jimmy Carter One Final Sniff Goodbye

WASHINGTON-- While attending the funeral of former President Jimmy Carter held at…

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New LGBTQ Female L.A. Fire Chief Seen Googling ‘What To Do After Massive Fire Breaks Out’

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As massive wildfires continue spreading across Los Angeles, the…

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Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks

LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of…

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