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Daily Soak is an American satire news company thatโ€™s run out of a squalid sweatshop in the outskirts of Beijing, China under various labor law violations in an effort to keep jobs away from Americans, using cheap labor, antiquated equipment, and a dial-up connection to save on overhead. The head writer is a fake news felon who spends a great portion of his life in and out of social media prison for not leaving the bias and spin to mainstream media. Follow @DailySoak
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Senile, Elderly Patient Escapes From Nursing Home And Pretends He’s President

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A heartbreaking moment took place Tuesday after a severely demented,…

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CNN Says Man’s Sexual Abuse Of Corpse Was Consensual

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- CNN has reported on the New York…

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Zelensky Jealous As Leftists Now Virtue Signaling For China

KIEV, UKRAINE-- According to various sources, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was said…

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Major Trade War Escalation After Trump Recognizes China As ‘West Taiwan’

WASHINGTON-- A major escalation in the trade war between the United States…

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Global Panic After China Releases Video Of People Suddenly Dropping Dead From Tariffs

WUHAN, CHINA-- A worldwide panic has been growing rapidly after the government…

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Democrats Boycott Showering After Trump Ends Obama’s Shower Water Pressure Regulation

WASHINGTON-- In response to President Donald Trump signing an executive order to…

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UK’s Keir Starmer Named Pakistan’s Person Of The Year

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In recognition of everything he has done for the Pakistani…

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Trump Slaps 420% Tariff On Chinese Bribe Money Coming Into The U.S. For Congress Members

WASHINGTON-- The trade war between the United States and China have escalated…

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Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is…

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China Places Second Tariff On U.S. After First Tariff Breaks From One Use

BEIJING, CHINA-- It was a slightly embarrassing moment for the government of…

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Oops: Amy Coney Barrett Deported To El Salvador Prison After Mistaking Her For MS-13 Gang Member

ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- ICE agents have come under fire once again after…

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After Trump Keeps Israel Tariffs, Netanyahu Starting To Think Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Congratulated Biden On 2020 Election

WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump said he was keeping tariffs on Israel,…

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