Satan Reassures Hesitant People The COVID Vaccine Is Safe And Definitely Not The Mark Of The Beast
HELL-- Due to the overwhelming amount of negativity surrounding the new coronavirus…
Governor Cuomo Bans Santa Claus From New York After Saint Nick Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced…
Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across…
Bill Gates: ‘Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.’
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine expert Bill Gates gave an interview…
Boris Johnson Confirms: ‘I’m Self-Isolating Because I’m Useless, Not For COVID’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is self-isolating for the 69th…
Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A new study at the Health Fabrication Institute suggests if…
White House Reporters Refuse To Wear Masks After Trump Posts ‘No Mask, No Service’ Signs
WASHINGTON-- Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday…
CNN: Millions Of People Cured Of Cancer After Listening To Obama’s Divine Democratic Convention Speech
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- Barack Obama gave one of the most riveting speeches in…
Worried Coronavirus Says He’s Voting For Trump So He Doesn’t Lose His Job After November
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Coronavirus gave an interview on Fox News…
Trump Holds Latest Rally In Middle Of BLM Riots To Protect Everyone From Coronavirus
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- After taking a beating from the media for holding a…
Three Far-Right MAGA Hats Plotted To Provoke Violence At Vegas Protests
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Three right-wing Make America Great Again MAGA hats with…