Tag: Virus

Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify

WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…

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Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC

WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck…

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Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…

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Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer…

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Local Man Quits Vaccine Addiction For Much Safer Heroin Habit

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- In an effort to wean himself off the more hardcore…

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Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff

WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…

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CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Evil Says Joe Rogan Spreading Medical Misinformation

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to combat dangerous medical misinformation being propagated…

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COVID Says It’s Happy To Be Finally Rid Of AOC

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- COVID-19 has made a full recovery and is…

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Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress

U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…

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Fauci Says More Dog Testing Experiments Are Needed To Better Understand Origin Of COVID

WASHINGTON-- During a Senate committee hearing on the origins of the COVID-19…

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After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus ‘Racist’ For Infecting Person Of Color

WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused COVID-19 of racism for infecting her this…

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TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the…

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