After She Tests Positive, AOC Calls COVID Virus ‘Racist’ For Infecting Person Of Color
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused COVID-19 of racism for infecting her this…
TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best…
5th Grader Wins On New Game Show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A 10-year-old boy has won last night's episode of the…
Pfizer Employees Hear Arguments For Vaccine Mandate…Oh Wait, It’s Just Justices Breyer, Kagan, And Sotomayor
WASHINGTON-- Oral arguments for Joe Biden's OSHA vaccine mandate are being heard…
Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw Tests Positive For RINO
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he…
CDC Says Covering Your Ears And Screaming ‘La La La, This Isn’t Happening’ Can Protect You From Omicron
WASHINGTON-- The highly reputable and respected CDC has recently updated their COVID…
Daily Soak Presents: Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2021
U.S.-- As 2021 comes to an end and as the line between…
Diabolical Fauci Mocks His Canine Victims By Wearing Dog Costume
https://youtu.be/QVA30Q3zFr8 (SATIRE) During a recent CNN interview regarding the need for people…
Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA- The healing powers of the magical COVID vaccine were proven…
Joe Biden Has A Stern Warning Regarding The Health Of Vaccine-Free Americans
https://youtu.be/HXeYNi1xrnw (SATIRE) The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has…
Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with the lack of fear in the majority of Americans,…