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Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’

PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…

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FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child’s School Lunch Bag

BOULDER, COLORADO-- Brave FBI agents arrested a Boulder woman this morning after…

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Governor Gavin Newsom To Star As Contestant On Next Season’s Rupaul’s Drag Race

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Governor Newsom announced on his Twitter X account this…

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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot has been taking some heat lately…

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Proud Mother Adopts COVID Vaccine After Aborting Real Unborn Baby

PORTLAND, OREGON-- It looks like another needy coronavirus vaccine has found a…

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Racist Dr. Seuss Books Reinstated After It’s Revealed Author Was A Liberal Democrat

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK--Β  Cancel culture has officially apologized for censoring…

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Biden Voters Justify Syria Bombing Saying At Least They Got Rid Of Trump’s Mean Tweets

WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden ordered the entire country of Syria to…

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Tearful Obama Inconsolable After Biden Takes His Place As America’s Worst President

WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama was in tears this week after his…

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Accused Myanmar Leader Claims She Used Biden Strategy Of Hiding In Basement To Win Election Legitimately

NAYPYITAW, MYANMAR-- After getting arrested by Myanmar's military for alleged election fraud,…

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The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton

WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle,…

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Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home

WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald…

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50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black

HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…

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