Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child’s School Lunch Bag
BOULDER, COLORADO-- Brave FBI agents arrested a Boulder woman this morning after…
Governor Gavin Newsom To Star As Contestant On Next Season’s Rupaul’s Drag Race
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Governor Newsom announced on his Twitter X account this…
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot has been taking some heat lately…
Proud Mother Adopts COVID Vaccine After Aborting Real Unborn Baby
PORTLAND, OREGON-- It looks like another needy coronavirus vaccine has found a…
Racist Dr. Seuss Books Reinstated After It’s Revealed Author Was A Liberal Democrat
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK--Β Cancel culture has officially apologized for censoring…
Biden Voters Justify Syria Bombing Saying At Least They Got Rid Of Trump’s Mean Tweets
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden ordered the entire country of Syria to…
Tearful Obama Inconsolable After Biden Takes His Place As America’s Worst President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama was in tears this week after his…
Accused Myanmar Leader Claims She Used Biden Strategy Of Hiding In Basement To Win Election Legitimately
NAYPYITAW, MYANMAR-- After getting arrested by Myanmar's military for alleged election fraud,…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle,…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald…
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…