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Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It

EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian…

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Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room

WASHINGTON-- Male Republican politicians have accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of spying…

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Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along

WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted…

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Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China

WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…

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PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas

WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…

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Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution

WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…

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Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse

WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…

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Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached

WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to…

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Canada Building Border Wall To Keep Out Hollywood Celebrities Fleeing A Trump Presidency

MONTREAL, CANADA-- Canada officials recently announced on Twitter X that they have…

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Ted Cruz Changes Last Name To Cruise In Honor Of Actor Tom Cruise

AUSTIN, TEXAS-- While on vacation with his wife in the United States…

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Canada Outlaws Left Turns On All Roads

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian officials passed a new law on Friday which states that anyone…

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Ted Cruz Runs For Prime Minister Of Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a disheartening defeat in his run for president of…

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