German Shepherd Marries Owner To Avoid Deportation
DENVER, COLORADO-- A German Shepherd married his owner on Sunday in a quickie…
Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor
HAMBURGER, GERMANY-- In a stunning defeat to become the new chancellor of…
Goldilocks Goes On Maury After Getting Pregnant
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Famous child star Goldilocks recently appeared on The Maury Povich…
Senior Citizen Brothel Raided
ARCHAIC, FLORIDA-- More than 12,000 Florida police, tax and customs investigators have…
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A Santa Monica man was arrested today by the…
Fetish Porn Found On Clinton Email Server
WASHINGTON-- Federal prosecutors investigating the classified materials on Hillary Clinton's private email server…
Porn Star Does World’s First 5 Million Gangbang (NSFW)
DONETSK, UKRAINE-- It may have taken less than three hours to complete, but the…
United States Sells State Of Wyoming To Thailand
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- In a move meant to bolster relations with Thailand and…
Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican
ROME, ITALY-- In what has been causing shock-waves throughout the Catholic world,…
Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Found In Strip Club
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Making the rounds in numerous British news sources is the…
Goose Rapist Wanted By Police
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating…
