Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He’ll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine,…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday…
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of…
Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics
U.S.-- Hundreds of stunning heroes on social media are being recognized for…
Volodymyr Zelensky Wins Best Actor Award For Playing Pretend Ukraine President
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In light of his outstanding acting abilities during the current…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian…
