Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of…
CNN Claims They Have No Room For Racism Or Bigotry On Their Network, Except If It’s Against Trump, Trump Supporters, Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, White People, Or Heterosexuals
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Immediately after firing panelist Ryan Girdusky for a comment he…
Kamala Harris Mistakenly Wears Knee Pads To Sex Podcast Thinking It Was A Job Interview
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and…
Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on…
Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…
Hunter Biden Runs Up The DNC Stage After White Baggie Falls Out Of Nancy Pelosi’s Pocket
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A strange occurrence happened at the DNC this week when…
Kamala Harris Eyes Possible Cabinet Roles After Watching Olympics Opening Ceremony
WASHINGTON-- In preparation for her hopes to defeat Donald Trump in the…
Democrat Judge Dismisses Alec Baldwin’s Case After He Promises To Only Shoot Trump Supporters Next Time
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- A Democrat New Mexico judge has dismissed the…
Stressed Dr. Fauci Unwinds After Congressional Testimony By Torturing A Few Puppies
WASHINGTON-- After going through a brutal, hours-long testimony before Congress in regards…
Kristi Noem Tries Making Amends With Dog Lovers By Shooting Her Cat
PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA-- After facing nationwide backlash from both Republicans and Democrats…
Elmo Caught Celebrating With Zelensky After Congress Passed $95 Billion Ukraine Aid
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After the US Congress passed the bipartisan $95 billion aid…
