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Not Me! Seth Rogen Tells Frustrated Wife White Supremacists Keep Leaving Their Bathroom Toilet Seat Up

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actor Seth Rogen has been in hot water…

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Here Are The Top 10 Hottest, Most Unique Gifts This Christmas

U.S.-- With the holiday season quickly approaching, now's your last chance to…

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New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- The Amazon Halo View Fitness Tracker is the ideal gift…

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Chris Cuomo Says He Doesn’t Have A Brother, Only A Sister Who Eerily Resembles Andrew

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Confused CNN star Chris Cuomo has gone on the offensive…

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Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma

NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that…

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Biden Says Black Friday Was A Time To Come Together And Celebrate America’s Great Negroes

WASHINGTON-- After being criticized for calling baseball player Satchel Paige "a great…

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White House PSA: What Is Workplace Harassment? Know The Signs

https://youtu.be/ew8xXifdsh8 The Biden Administration has issued a very important Public Service Announcement…

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Joe Biden: ‘Nothing Says Family Like The Taste Of Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream’

https://youtu.be/RBtgBkzh7Ag Joe Biden has professed his love of ice cream in the…

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FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot

WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…

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Desperate Democrats Make Kyle Rittenhouse Voodoo Doll In Last Ditch Effort To Take Him Down

WASHINGTON-- Following the recent ruling in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial which found…

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Biden Mourns Lives Lost From Wisconsin Tragedy By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream

WASHINGTON-- After multiple people were killed during a Christmas parade in Waukesha,…

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Biden Recovering After Getting Obama’s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy

BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy,…

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