Tag: Rated G

China Purchases Checkers Restaurant In Major Deal

TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A major deal was made today between the Checkers restaurant…

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First Squirrel Ever Appointed As Mayor Of Boston

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Boston's first squirrel was appointed as mayor of Boston on…

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Bernie Sanders Forgets Which Country He’s Campaigning For

SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a minor…

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Name-Calling Lands Teen In Hospital

PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A teen girl from Providence was taken to the…

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Edward Snowden Voted Most Likely To Keep A Secret In High School

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Former United States government contractor and infamous whistle-blower Edward Snowden…

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School Buses To Be Repainted Due To Confusion With Taxis

WASHINGTON-- The Department of Education put out a statement today that said,…

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8 Year Old Whiz Kid Beats 20 Adult Chess Masters At Once

VIENNA, AUSTRIA-- An 8 year old boy with learning disabilities defeated twenty…

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Leaf Blower Busted By Police

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A Seattle man was arrested today by police inside a local…

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The Happiest Family In The World Gets Their Own Show On TLC

HAPPY CAMP, CALIFORNIA-- The happiest family in the world will be getting their…

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Azealia Banks Claims She’s A Victim Of Polite Supremacy

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Music sensation Azealia Banks is claiming that she is a…

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Rhino Sues Surgeon For Botched Rhinoplasty

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known rhinoceros actor went to a respected Beverly…

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Iraq Voted Top Tourist Destination

BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- According to the World Tourism Organization, Iraq was voted top…

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