China Purchases Checkers Restaurant In Major Deal
TAMPA, FLORIDA-- A major deal was made today between the Checkers restaurant…
First Squirrel Ever Appointed As Mayor Of Boston
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Boston's first squirrel was appointed as mayor of Boston on…
Bernie Sanders Forgets Which Country He’s Campaigning For
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a minor…
Name-Calling Lands Teen In Hospital
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A teen girl from Providence was taken to the…
Edward Snowden Voted Most Likely To Keep A Secret In High School
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Former United States government contractor and infamous whistle-blower Edward Snowden…
School Buses To Be Repainted Due To Confusion With Taxis
WASHINGTON-- The Department of Education put out a statement today that said,…
8 Year Old Whiz Kid Beats 20 Adult Chess Masters At Once
VIENNA, AUSTRIA-- An 8 year old boy with learning disabilities defeated twenty…
Leaf Blower Busted By Police
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A Seattle man was arrested today by police inside a local…
The Happiest Family In The World Gets Their Own Show On TLC
HAPPY CAMP, CALIFORNIA-- The happiest family in the world will be getting their…
Azealia Banks Claims She’s A Victim Of Polite Supremacy
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Music sensation Azealia Banks is claiming that she is a…
Rhino Sues Surgeon For Botched Rhinoplasty
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A well-known rhinoceros actor went to a respected Beverly…
Iraq Voted Top Tourist Destination
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- According to the World Tourism Organization, Iraq was voted top…
