Female Homeowner Discovers Strange Woman Living Inside Of Her Home
ERSATZ, GEORGIA-- Authorities are investigating the home of a woman who claims…
Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
FORT WORTH, TEXAS-- A Fort Worth man is being questioned by police…
Shoe Manufacturers To Discontinue Size 13 Shoes Due To Bad Luck; Possible Demonic Possession
BENTON, OHIO-- Due to a number of unexplained eerie instances inside of warehouses,…
With Thanksgiving Looming, Band Of Rogue Turkeys Killing Farmers
JACKSTONE, PENNSYLVANIA-- Farmers across the United States are being warned by government…
Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween
FERNWOOD, UTAH-- Last Halloween, a group of pumpkins terrorized children and parents…
Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk
IMMOBILE, ALABAMA-- An Immobile man was arrested Friday after getting stopped by police…
911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator
NOTFALL, VERMONT-- In what turned out to be a complete waste of…
Police Chief Resigns Amid Doughnut Scandal
DRY HEAVE, MINNESOTA-- Dry Heave lost its police chief on Thursday as…
Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges
PARIS, FRANCE-- Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection…
City Of Detroit Accidentally Puts Xanax In Water Supply, Crime Down By Almost 100%
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- A major mix-up happened in Detroit last week when the…
Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A man is being sought in connection with at least…
California Is The First State To Require ID Cards For Dogs
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The state of California recently passed a new law…
