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California Governor Gavin Newsom Begins Collecting Property Taxes On Homeless People’s Cardboard Boxes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to collect more money to pay for…
Easter Bunny Shot, Killed While Delivering Eggs In Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- The beloved Easter Bunny was shot and killed this morning…
Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children’s Windows At Night
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Disney’s Tigger Arrested For Crack Cocaine In Florida Sting Operation
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Florida police have arrested 69 individuals, including famous Disney character…
NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A New York man was forcibly arrested inside…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his…
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news…
China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the…
Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer…
Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein
HARRISBURG, ILLINOIS-- Sasquatch sleuths were ecstatic after hearing that an Illinois man…
