White House Commemorates 9/11 By Sending Another $3 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To celebrate the atrocities and lives lost on the anniversary of…
Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans–Wait, Nevermind, It’s Going To Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- Millions of Americans were thrilled after hearing the rumors that President…
Biden Retracts Student Loan Forgiveness Offer After Realizing Money Was Supposed To Go To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after getting millions of Americans hopes up that he was…
U.S. Federal Reserve Replaces Benjamin Franklin On $100 Bills With Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- Great news, Ukraine fans. The United States Federal Reserve has recently…
IRS Seizes Dog House After Dog Fails To Pay Back Taxes
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- IRS agents are being heralded as heroes after going…
Congress Passes Bill That Will Just Send One Hundred Percent Of American’s Paychecks Directly To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan decision, Congress passed a bill that will…
Due to Biden Inflation, A Penny For Your Thoughts Now Cost $10
U.S.-- Americans will now have to pay more to be able to…
Biden Vows To Fix US Recession By Sending Another $900 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Finally addressing the failing US economy in a speech Thursday, President…
Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To show their love and generosity toward the plight of Ukraine,…
Joel Osteen Claims Satan Hid All That Money Inside His Bathroom Wall
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Once news of a plumber finding thousands of dollars in…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull
WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…
