Assassination Attempt On Trump After Biden Spent Last 3 Years Calling Him Biggest Threat To Democracy
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- An assassination attempt was made on former President Donald Trump…
War Over After Biden Recognizes Putin As Legitimate President Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- During a speech at yesterday's NATO Summit, Joe Biden tried proving…
Nancy Pelosi Drops Support For Biden After Finally Sobering Up From 52-Year-Long Binge
WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a sobering moment…
Biden Drops Out Of Race After Democrats Offer Him Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members…
Bed Placed On Stage So Biden Can Take Naps Between NATO Member Speeches
WASHINGTON-- The 2024 NATO Summit in Washington is underway and to be…
Democrats To Replace Biden In Race With White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- After going back and forth on whether they should replace Joe…
Dad Tells Kids Maybe Next Fourth Of July When Trump’s President They Can Afford More Than One Hot Dog Each
BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA-- A local Dad named Biff McSquiggin had the unfortunate job…
Biden Promises When He’s Reelected He’ll Hold Current President Accountable For High Grocery Prices
WASHINGTON-- As Americans get ready to celebrate Independence Day and wonder how…
3 Jill Biden Vogue Covers That Didn’t Make The Final Cut
U.S.-- First Lady Jill Biden has graced this month's cover of Vogue…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential…
Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when…
Biden Ready To Moderate Presidential Debate Between Trump And CNN’s Jake Tapper And Dana Bash
WASHINGTON-- The upcoming presidential debate in Atlanta, Georgia is all set and…
