Iran Subverts Democracy By Installing Presidential Candidate No One Voted For— No Wait, That Was The United States
U.S.-- Mainstream media outlets were abuzz with the news that Iran had…
White House Releases Undoctored Photo Of Biden To Prove He’s Alive And Well
WASHINGTON-- The White House has released a photo of Joe Biden on…
Biden Endorses Kamala Harris Only So He’ll No Longer Be Known As Worst President In History
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the 2024 presidential race…
‘Trump’s Going To Take Away Your Voting Rights,’ Says Democrat Party Who Just Removed Their Voter’s Candidate
U.S.-- After screaming for months that Donald Trump will take away people's…
Trump Vows To Conquer Alzheimer’s In November By Defeating Biden In Election
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- At the Republican National Convention, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…
Biden Reassures Democrats: ‘My Chances Of Winning Election Are As Solid As My Last Bowel Movement’
WASHINGTON-- While recovering from COVID even though he was supposedly vaccinated and…
Biden Wishes Ronald Reagan Speedy Recovery After Assassination Attempt
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden gave a quick impromptu speech from the Oval…
Trump Feeling A Little Uneasy About Two New Secret Service Agents Suddenly Given To Him By Biden
WASHINGTON-- In response to an attempted assassination on Donald Trump's life thanks…
Assassination Attempt On Trump After Biden Spent Last 3 Years Calling Him Biggest Threat To Democracy
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- An assassination attempt was made on former President Donald Trump…
War Over After Biden Recognizes Putin As Legitimate President Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- During a speech at yesterday's NATO Summit, Joe Biden tried proving…
Nancy Pelosi Drops Support For Biden After Finally Sobering Up From 52-Year-Long Binge
WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a sobering moment…
Biden Drops Out Of Race After Democrats Offer Him Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members…
