Biden Appoints Son Hunter Head Of The New Crack Pipe Distribution Department
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to create more racial equity, Joe Biden promised…
467,000,000 Jobs Suddenly Added To Biden’s Job Total In The Middle Of The Night
WASHINGTON-- After almost 500 million jobs were found in the middle of…
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Biden Considers Nominating Strong Black Woman Hillary Clinton To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally narrowed down his list of possible…
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…
Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President
WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this…
Biden: ‘If The Supreme Court Pick’s Not Corrupt, Then You Ain’t My Nominee!’
WASHINGTON-- With the sudden announcement of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement,…
Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up,…
Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off…
Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can’t Rob Empty Shelves
U.S.-- As the Biden supply chain crisis worsens by the day, America's…
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
Biden Scoffs At Critics, Says Empty Grocery Shelves Help Fatties Lose Weight
WASHINGTON-- Despite all the criticism he's received for the massive amount of…
