Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Appoints Son Hunter Head Of The New Crack Pipe Distribution Department

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to create more racial equity, Joe Biden promised…

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467,000,000 Jobs Suddenly Added To Biden’s Job Total In The Middle Of The Night

WASHINGTON-- After almost 500 million jobs were found in the middle of…

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Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify

WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…

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Biden Considers Nominating Strong Black Woman Hillary Clinton To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally narrowed down his list of possible…

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Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home

WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…

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Democrats Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Phone Call With Ukraine President

WASHINGTON-- Democrats have impeached President Donald Trump for the sixtieth time this…

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Biden: ‘If The Supreme Court Pick’s Not Corrupt, Then You Ain’t My Nominee!’

WASHINGTON-- With the sudden announcement of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer's retirement,…

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Vladimir Putin Trolls Biden By Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers To The Front Of Russian Tanks

MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- As tensions between the United States and Russia heat up,…

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Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off…

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Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can’t Rob Empty Shelves

U.S.-- As the Biden supply chain crisis worsens by the day, America's…

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Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff

WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…

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Biden Scoffs At Critics, Says Empty Grocery Shelves Help Fatties Lose Weight

WASHINGTON-- Despite all the criticism he's received for the massive amount of…

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