Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off…
Frustrated Looters Now Mad At Biden Because They Can’t Rob Empty Shelves
U.S.-- As the Biden supply chain crisis worsens by the day, America's…
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
Biden Scoffs At Critics, Says Empty Grocery Shelves Help Fatties Lose Weight
WASHINGTON-- Despite all the criticism he's received for the massive amount of…
Daddy Biden Pimp Slaps His Ho OSHA For Failing To Get Clients Vaccinated
WASHINGTON-- Once he heard about the Supreme Court's decision to strike down…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…
Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He’d Do Better Job If He Were In Charge
WASHINGTON-- After one of his family friends pointed out how expensive meat…
Leftists Combatting Meme Makers In A Country Of Alternative Facts
https://youtu.be/FLwtmJoVk9E (SATIRE) The memes can be pretty powerful sometimes, says CNN's Brian…
Biden Gives Vladimir Putin A Stern Warning: ‘Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall’
WASHINGTON-- As tensions continue to escalate between the United States and Russia…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing…
Daily Soak Presents: Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2021
U.S.-- As 2021 comes to an end and as the line between…
Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool
https://youtu.be/r4-XI33i8sk (SATIRE) While tracking Santa's whereabouts, Joe Biden received a phone call…
