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Biden Reportedly Jealous China’s Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once…
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Second Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- For the second winter in a row, millions of happy, healthy…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
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FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps…
Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill
KIEV, UKRAINE-- To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical…
Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes
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Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him
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Toxic Avenger Says He Feels Right At Home After Moving Into East Palestine, Ohio
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