Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Dozens of world leaders as well as various humanitarian…
Israel Makes War Friendlier By Putting Smiley Faces On Bombs Before Dropping Them
GAZA-- In an effort to make the horrors of war a little…
Netanyahu Announces Israel’s Invasion Of Poland
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a fiery speech on…
Biden Sticks His Chin Out To Help Get Humanitarian Aid To Gaza
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- While boarding Air Force One to depart Israel, President…
Zelensky Changes Look To Try And Get More Money As Ukraine Support Wanes
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the money began drying up due to more Americans…
Biden Flies To Israel To Check In With His Boss
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- A worried and subservient President Joe Biden flew to…
Gavin Newsom Stands In Solidarity With Israel By Shutting Off Water And Electricity To Californians
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- As the war in the Middle East continues to escalate,…
After Sending Warships To Secure Israel’s Border, Biden Secures US Border By Sending His Thoughts And Prayers
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after Israel was breached by Hamas, Joe Biden quickly…
‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…
George Bush Comes Out Of Retirement Just To Yell ‘Palestine Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’ To Trick Americans Into War
CRAWFORD, TEXAS-- In an effort to scare hesitant conservative Americans into supporting…
Apathetic Man Doesn’t Support Israel Or Palestine
MANCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- With the war between Israel and Palestine raging most…
