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Massive Earthquake In Russia Kills People’s Mood
SAROV, RUSSIA-- The catastrophic earthquake that hit the large farming town of…
Humpty Dumpty Sues King’s Men For Botched Surgery
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Tom Cruise Set To Play Bugs Bunny In Next Flick
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Man Swallows Paint, Defecates Masterpiece Worth $2.1 Million
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Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas
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