Tag: Illegal Alien

New York City Waiting For A Few More Vehicle Accidents Before Thinking About Filling Potholes

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- As roads continue to crumble and car…

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Biden Closes Border Immediately After Seeing Illegal Aliens Chanting ‘Trump’

WASHINGTON-- Only hours after going down to the Texas border for his…

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Beto O’Rourke Glues Himself To Texas Fence To Stop Biden From Finishing Border Wall

RIO GRANDE, TEXAS-- In a desperate attempt to stop Joe Biden from…

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Democrats Throw Cancer Patients Out Of Hospitals To Make Room For Illegal Immigrants

U.S.-- Democrats across the country have welcomed the numerous caravans of undocumented…

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Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Have A Mexican Gardener And A Black Pool Boy’

WASHINGTON-- After being called a racist for her statement saying illegal immigrants…

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Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property

MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…

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Biden Tears Down Atmosphere To Allow Millions Of Illegal Space Aliens Into U.S.

WASHINGTON-- In one of the very few campaign promises that he actually…

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Over 250 Illegal Aliens Arrested At Texas Business

ALIEN, TEXAS-- Almost 300 illegal aliens were arrested by federal immigration officials…

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Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming

WASHINGTON-- Due to the increase of illegal-shaming across the country, officials have…

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German Shepherd Marries Owner To Avoid Deportation

DENVER, COLORADO-- A German Shepherd married his owner on Sunday in a quickie…

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Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves

NORTH POLE-- One of the world's most cherished figures and bringers of…

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