Tag: Illegal Alien

AOC Claims Violent Venezuelan Gangs Just Committing Attempted Homicide To Feed Their Families

WASHINGTON-- In response to multiple violent Venezuelan gang members getting arrested in…

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Keir Starmer Says He’s Solved UK’s Knife Stabbing Epidemic By Just Giving Immigrants Guns Instead

LONDON, ENGLAND-- After facing immense criticism for his handling of the massive…

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‘Building Walls To Reject Migrants Is A Sin,’ Says Pope Francis From Behind A Wall Rejecting Migrants

VATICAN CITY-- From behind a 30-foot high wall and hundreds of armed…

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Mayor Sadiq Khan Fears If Trump’s Elected Britons Will No Longer Get Stabbed In London

LONDON, ENGLAND-- Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next…

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UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant

LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…

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UK’s Keir Starmer Gives Press Conference Sporting Cool New Mustache And Military Uniform

LONDON, ENGLAND-- During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in…

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Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early

WASHINGTON-- As a way to make sure that every vote is counted,…

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Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast…

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Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar

WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…

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Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway

QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…

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Democrat New York Governor Ends ‘Homeowners’ Rights’ In Response To DeSantis Stopping ‘Squatters’ Rights’

ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Angry at Republican Ron DeSantis for defending the rights…

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Illegal Alien Squatters Take Over White House While Biden’s On His 6,669th Vacation

WASHINGTON-- A group of illegal aliens have claimed Squatter's Rights after taking…

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