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UK Parliament Makes Bold Move By Passing Anti-Manspreading Law
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Man Sues Zoo After Getting Castrated By Hungry Goat
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ENCINO, CALIFORNIA-- Busted! A 10 year old gorilla has been charged after…
Scientists Invent Spray That Guarantees To Catch Cheating Spouses
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World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
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Latest Rage: People Relocating Their Genitals To Other Areas Of Their Body (NSFW)
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Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman
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Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Penises On Trees
TOKYO, JAPAN-- For the first time ever, scientists in Japan have used…
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A Santa Monica man was arrested today by the…
