Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry
U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…
Trump Opens Up New In-N-Out Type Burger Restaurant Called ‘Huge-N-Bigly’
U.S.-- Burger lovers rejoice. America's most popular president of all time Donald…
Gavin Newsom Signs California Law Raising Fast Food Worker Minimum Wage To $20,000 Per Hour
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Within a crowd of cheering people, Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom…
Burger King Unveils New Logo To Better Reflect Their Support Of Censorship
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- The Burger King corporation has recently updated their company logo…
Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI-- In response to a major boycott from hiring a…
Biden Tells Maui Victims He Knows How They Feel Due To The Time He Burnt His Tongue On Buffalo Chicken Wings
MAUI, HAWAII-- After waiting two weeks to visit Maui to make sure…
Obama Posts Help Wanted Ad For ‘Reliable Male Chef, Swimming Experience Not Required’
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama wasted no time searching for…
Biden Says He’s Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA-- After a campaign stop in Iowa, Donald Trump visited…
In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Ben & Jerry's ice cream has thrown their full…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…
CNN: Chickens Of Color Are Underrepresented On Chicken Farms, Report Finds
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- According to a breaking news report out of the world's…
Kevin Bacon Changes Name To ‘Banana’ After Going Vegan
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous American actor Kevin Bacon did a recent interview where he…
