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New CNN Poll Shows Biden Approval Rating Greatest Ever In American History At Negative 69 Percent
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CNN: Biden’s Approval Rating Hits An Impressive All-Time High Of Negative 69 Percent
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Progressives Flocking To Surgeons To Get Masks Sutured To Their Faces For Permanent Protection
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At Least 43 Squirrels Shot, 6 Fatally, In Violent Chicago Weekend
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