Tag: Elizabeth Warren

Nervous Elizabeth Warren Sends Up Smoke Signals To Warn Democrats Of Elon Musk’s Upcoming Audit

WASHINGTON-- After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked…

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Elizabeth Warren Vows To Block RFK Jr. Confirmation While Dressed In Pfizer Sponsor Jacket

WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for President Trump's nominees has faced major opposition…

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‘I’m Not Bribed By Big Pharma,’ Yells Bernie Sanders As Guy In White Lab Coat Shoves Money Into His Pocket

WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment during yesterday's confirmation hearing after RFK…

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Party That Believes Men Can Get Pregnant Claims RFK Jr. Is Anti-Science

U.S.-- Democrats have been in an uproar since President-Elect Donald Trump nominated…

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Democrats Celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day By Stealing Lahaina Land From Indigenous Hawaiians

WASHINGTON-- In honor of the indigenous community who had their land taken…

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In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson

SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Ben & Jerry's ice cream has thrown their full…

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Elizabeth Warren Drafts Bill To Allow Men To Kick Pregnant Women Down Stairs

WASHINGTON-- In response to the recent possible Supreme Court ban on abortion,…

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Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage

WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren…

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Racist Elizabeth Warren Attacks African-American Immigrant On Twitter

U.S.-- Democrat Elizabeth Warren has come under fire this week for her…

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Mike Bloomberg Runs Ads On Stage In His Place After Taking Beating At Last Democratic Debate

CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg gave a…

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Trump Plays 4D Chess On Leftists, Saying He’s Now Running As A Democrat

WASHINGTON-- In a shocking turn of events, Republican President Donald Trump is…

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New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination

HOLLYWOOD-- A new Groundhog Day movie is in the works and will…

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