FBI Finally Issues Arrest Warrant After 2 Million Years Of Investigation For Caveman Accused Of Rigging World’s First Presidential Election
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Joe Biden’s Husband Files For Divorce From Joe Biden
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's husband has officially filed for divorce from former Vice…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was stricken with grief after…
Hillary Clinton Hires Paranormal Investigators To Rid Her House Of Russian Assets
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Get Ready To Rumble! U.S. Politicians Hire WWE Writers For Upcoming Campaigns
WASHINGTON-- If the world thought the 2016 United States presidential election was…
India’s Narendra Modi Credits Trump With Second Term Victory
NEW DELHI, INDIA-- After a major landslide victory, Indian Prime Minister Narendra…
Election 2018: New Security Measures In Place To Help Minimize Voter Fraud
WASHINGTON-- As people go to vote on Tuesday's election, they will be…
Is Fake News Really Real News Disguised As Fake Real News? Experts Weigh In
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With all the talk lately about fake news,…
It’s Official: The Russians Sunk The Titanic, Says Washington
WASHINGTON-- U.S. officials have recently confirmed that they have new evidence that…
Hillary Clinton Courts Deceased Voters
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Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win
MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on…
First Squirrel Ever Appointed As Mayor Of Boston
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Boston's first squirrel was appointed as mayor of Boston on…
