Party Of Democracy Removes RFK Jr. From Presidential Ballot
NEW YORK-- In an effort to save democracy, the Democrat party has…
Kamala Says MAGA Was Always Her Idea By Not Taxing Tips, Building A Beautiful Wall, And Drill Baby Drill
WASHINGTON-- After Donald Trump said he plans on getting rid of tax…
Justin Trudeau Offers Maduro His Mounted Police To Trample Unruly Venezuelan Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After watching the protests against Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela in…
UK Labour Party’s Keir Starmer Wins In Landslide After Promising To Increase Tea Time By 15 Minutes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Millions of British citizens flooded their local election offices and…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential…
Libertarian Party Nominates Chase Oliver In Effort To Get Even Less Than 3% Of National Vote
U.S.-- The Libertarian Party has thrown their dirty hat into the presidential…
Nikki Haley’s So Bad That Even She Voted For Trump In South Carolina Primary
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump was declared the winner by a landslide…
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- In order to avert another unlawful alien invasion, Governor Ron…
Republican Primary Candidates Debate On Stage To Become Next President Of Ukraine
U.S.-- Eight Republican candidate hopefuls graced the debate stage last night on…
Georgia Indictment Against Trump Dropped After He Says He Identifies As Stacey Abrams
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The indictment against Donald Trump for allegedly trying to overturn…
Chris Christie Challenges Trump To Sumo Wrestling Match, Says He’ll Eat Him For Lunch
U.S.-- On a recent Fox News episode of Piers Morgan, former New…
Mike Pence Announces He’s Running For President Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After admitting at a Republican Primary Debate on Fox News…
