Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and…
Mark Carney Accuses Pierre Poilievre Of Being Canada First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a recent campaign stop in his bid to become…
Canada’s Mark Carney Shows Off His Cute New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As rumors continue to swirl that Canada's Mark Carney is…
‘We’ll Fix Everything If You Vote For Us,’ Says Party That Destroyed Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian election for prime minister quickly approaches, the…
Party Of Democracy Removes RFK Jr. From Presidential Ballot
NEW YORK-- In an effort to save democracy, the Democrat party has…
Kamala Says MAGA Was Always Her Idea By Not Taxing Tips, Building A Beautiful Wall, And Drill Baby Drill
WASHINGTON-- After Donald Trump said he plans on getting rid of tax…
Justin Trudeau Offers Maduro His Mounted Police To Trample Unruly Venezuelan Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After watching the protests against Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela in…
UK Labour Party’s Keir Starmer Wins In Landslide After Promising To Increase Tea Time By 15 Minutes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Millions of British citizens flooded their local election offices and…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential…
Libertarian Party Nominates Chase Oliver In Effort To Get Even Less Than 3% Of National Vote
U.S.-- The Libertarian Party has thrown their dirty hat into the presidential…
Nikki Haley’s So Bad That Even She Voted For Trump In South Carolina Primary
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Donald Trump was declared the winner by a landslide…
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- In order to avert another unlawful alien invasion, Governor Ron…
