Tag: Drug

‘I’m Not Bribed By Big Pharma,’ Yells Bernie Sanders As Guy In White Lab Coat Shoves Money Into His Pocket

WASHINGTON-- It was a tense moment during yesterday's confirmation hearing after RFK…

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Elves Hold Intervention For Santa Claus After He Becomes Addicted To Ozempic

NORTH POLE-- After beloved Santa Claus lost a massive amount of weight…

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Hunter Biden Runs Up The DNC Stage After White Baggie Falls Out Of Nancy Pelosi’s Pocket

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A strange occurrence happened at the DNC this week when…

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Elmo Caught Celebrating With Zelensky After Congress Passed $95 Billion Ukraine Aid

KIEV, UKRAINE-- After the US Congress passed the bipartisan $95 billion aid…

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FDA Forced To Apologize To Horse Community For Equine-Phobic Ivermectin Stance

SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- After losing a court case for their anti-Ivermectin stance…

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Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic,…

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Trump Rally Acid Trip

(SATIRE) What would it be like to watch a Donald Trump rally…

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Canada’s Justin Trudeau Apologizes For Wearing Whiteface

OTTAWA, CANADA-- A rare photo surfaced recently of Justin Trudeau wearing what…

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Upcoming ‘Cocaine Bear’ Sequel Has The Bear Seeking Drug Addiction Treatment

HOLLYWOOD-- Due to the massive popularity of the first Cocaine Bear movie,…

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