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OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to take back control of…
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- Famed celebrity COVID Virus emerged from its burrow early this…
Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck…
Local Man Quits Vaccine Addiction For Much Safer Heroin Habit
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- In an effort to wean himself off the more hardcore…
Fauci Says More Dog Testing Experiments Are Needed To Better Understand Origin Of COVID
WASHINGTON-- During a Senate committee hearing on the origins of the COVID-19…
Leftists Combatting Meme Makers In A Country Of Alternative Facts
https://youtu.be/FLwtmJoVk9E (SATIRE) The memes can be pretty powerful sometimes, says CNN's Brian…
Daily Soak Presents: Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2021
U.S.-- As 2021 comes to an end and as the line between…
Diabolical Fauci Mocks His Canine Victims By Wearing Dog Costume
https://youtu.be/QVA30Q3zFr8 (SATIRE) During a recent CNN interview regarding the need for people…
Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- As if millions of Americans weren't already disgusted by his…
Anthony Fauci Slams Fox News For Not Exterminating Lara Logan For Comparing Him To Nazi Doctor
WASHINGTON-- An incensed Dr. Anthony Fauci has responded to Lara Logan's claim…
Dr. Fauci Praises China For Brutally Murdering Dogs To Stop Spread Of Dreaded COVID-19
WASHINGTON-- After a disturbing video went viral showing health officials in China…
Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers…
