Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned By Trump Gets Loose Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- This year President Donald Trump spared two lucky turkeys for the…
You’re Fired! Chick-Fil-A No Longer Hiring Christian Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Chick-fil-A made a major announcement this morning on their Twitter…
Eric Swalwell’s Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- A confidential Ukraine whistleblower came out yesterday during a gushing impeachment…
Nancy Pelosi’s Trump-Inspired Book ‘The Fart Of The Deal’ Trending #1 On Amazon
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's new book The Fart Of The…
AOC Backs Out Of Debate With Conan Military Dog After Getting KO’d On Twitter By Hero Canine
WASHINGTON-- Twitter has been ablaze with laughter lately as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
Tie-Gate: CNN Devotes Three Hour Show To Investigate Trump’s Crooked Tie Connection
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A major controversy regarding Donald Trump and his crooked tie…
With Impeachment Unlikely, Anxious Democrats Target Trump’s Body Double Instead
WASHINGTON-- After finally coming to terms that the impeachment probe into President…
Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings
WASHINGTON-- An intense closed-door testimony this morning became even more disjointed after…
Hillary Clinton Hires Paranormal Investigators To Rid Her House Of Russian Assets
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Trick-or-treaters won't be the only people haunting Hillary Clinton's…
Next CNN Democrat Town Hall Will Target Important ‘Finnish Paganist Toad Doctors Who Identify As Oxygen’ Voting Block
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the success of the LGBTQ town hall held…
Startling New Evidence Reveals America Actually Discovered Christopher Columbus
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Shocking new evidence that was recently discovered during a live…
Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
WASHINGTON-- Determined to serve justice to the American people in regards to…