Democrats Play Trump’s Speeches Backwards, Find Hidden Russian Messages
WASHINGTON-- Damning new evidence against Donald Trump has recently been brought forth…
CNN Report: Trump Meddles In Election Process By Intending To Run Second Term
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence uncovered by CNN investigators has recently revealed that…
Joe Biden Promises He’ll Appoint Corn Pop To Supreme Court If He’s Elected Prime Minister Of Canada
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has been on fire lately, pledging…
Obama Demands TV Stations Stop Airing Despicable Ad Claiming Biden Was His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama demanded South Carolina news stations and a…
Mike Bloomberg Runs Ads On Stage In His Place After Taking Beating At Last Democratic Debate
CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg gave a…
Violated Dog To Press Charges After Michael Bloomberg Grabs Her By The Snout
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- A female dog that had its nose grabbed forcefully by…
Trump Plays 4D Chess On Leftists, Saying He’s Now Running As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking turn of events, Republican President Donald Trump is…
CNN’s Don Lemon Calls Police After Seeing Black Man In Bathroom Mirror
SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK-- Former CNN host Don Lemon called 911 late…
New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination
HOLLYWOOD-- A new Groundhog Day movie is in the works and will…
As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe
WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed…
Miserable Bill Clinton Begs America To Please Elect Unemployed Hillary To Something, Anything
WASHINGTON-- Bill Clinton has recently launched a countrywide political tour in the…
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to…