The Other Joe Biden Comes Forward And Accuses Joe Biden Of Sexually Assaulting Him
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- The other Joe Biden has come forward to accuse Joe…
Biden Hires Sexual Assault Expert Bill Clinton As Adviser On MeToo Allegations
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has gone on the offensive against all the peculiar…
Michigan Governor Extends Shutdown Order By Placing Stormtroopers In Front Of People’s Homes
LANSING, MICHIGAN-- Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer extended her stay-at-home order to combat…
Altruistic Nancy Pelosi Feeds Starving Homeless People By Tweeting Photos Of Her Stocked Refrigerator
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Millionaire Nancy Pelosi is putting her fellow Republican colleagues…
The Washington Post Fact-Checks Trump’s Claim That 1 + 1 = 2
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has stated that they have disproved another false…
Satan Gives CNN Exclusive Interview, Says Trump’s Making Everyone’s Life A Living Hell
HELL-- Tired of watching Donald Trump destroy existence, Satan decided to take…
Biden Slams Obama For Not Endorsing Him Right After Hearing Obama’s Endorsement
WASHINGTON-- Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden lashed out against Barack Obama for…
A Lucid Joe Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race And Endorses Bernie Sanders
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden ended his presidential candidacy on Monday,…
Report: Donald Trump Has Personal Stake In The United States
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump reportedly has a personal stake in the United…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says Putting Masks On Laptops May Stop Spread Of Deadly Computer Virus
WASHINGTON-- Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has asked everyone to start taking the current…
Experts Suggest Social Distancing From Social Media To Mitigate Spread Of Coronavirus Hysteria
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- Experts from the U.S. Centers for Hysteria Control and Social…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…