Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trashcan
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After receiving a tip that an Eastern gray squirrel…
MSNBC: ‘It’s 2032, The Walls Are Definitely Closing In On Trump This Time’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- On a year 2032 episode of MSNBC…
Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of…
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists
HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack…
Biden Cooks BBQed MAGA Republicans In Celebration Of Labor Day
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to unify the country, President Joe Biden celebrated…
Media Praises Biden For Executing MAGA Republican During Riveting Speech
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden is being heralded as a hero by mainstream…
Black-Robed Biden Executes Order 66 On MAGA Republicans During Impassioned Speech
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to bring order to the United States, a…
DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against…
Genius: Trump Hangs ‘Epstein Island’ Sign On Trump Tower So FBI Won’t Raid It
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In order to avoid another FBI raid on…
FBI Confiscates Trump’s Boxers And Briefs After Raiding His Underwear Drawer
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- In a major win for the federal government this…
