Tag: Donald Trump

Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken…

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AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day

WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6…

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Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…

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To Save Time, Jimmy Kimmel Replays Same 7-Year-Old ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Monologue Every Show

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In order to focus more of his attention on calling…

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Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling…

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World Famous Psychic Predicts Liberals Will Still Be Blaming Trump Hundreds Of Years From Now

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- World-renowned psychic Uri Caputo Browne has made yet another…

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MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some…

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Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech

WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…

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State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick

WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…

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Ron DeSantis Puzzled Why Anyone Thinks He’s Copying Trump’s Style

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After receiving flack from numerous people accusing him of copying…

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White House Swears Recent Picture Of Biden With Wife Jill Is Not Photoshopped

WASHINGTON-- A recent photo of Joe Biden walking with his wife Jill…

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Genius: Biden Trades State Of California To Putin For Cozy Russian Ushanka Hat

WASHINGTON-- In what some political pundits are calling one of the greatest…

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