Physician’s Hippocratic Oath Updated To ‘First, Do As Pfizer Says’ To Reflect Modern Medicine
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- To better reflect the state of current modern medical practice,…
Healthcare Workers Avoid Vaccine Mandate By Identifying As Members Of Congress
U.S.-- Immediately after SCOTUS ruled that healthcare workers are unable to make…
TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the…
Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- As if millions of Americans weren't already disgusted by his…
Biden Gets Very ‘Hands On’ Advice From Former President Obama
https://youtu.be/1Td31lVqig0 During a recent trip to the hospital, doctors discovered just how…
Biden Recovering After Getting Obama’s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy,…
Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across…
Bill Gates: ‘Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.’
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine expert Bill Gates gave an interview…
Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A new study at the Health Fabrication Institute suggests if…
Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A barely one day old baby was…
I’m Not A Doctor, But I Play One In Yahoo Comment Sections
AUGUSTA, MAINE-- Feeling the pinch from rising doctor's bills? Then you're not…
New Drug Guaranteed To Cure Insomnia, Says Leading Doctor
SPRINGWOOD, OHIO-- The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has accepted a New…
