Snake Plissken Murdered Only Minutes After Entering Current New York City On New Mission
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Famous antihero S.D. Bob Snake Plissken was…
Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the…
Judge Engoron Allows New York Attorney General To Call Telepath As Expert Witness To Read Trump’s Mind
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Judge Arthur Engoron made a bold move…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
WORLD-- In order to stop the Rebel Alliance and bring order to…
Trump Learns Sign Language To Get Around Judge’s Gag Order
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After a federal judge barred Donald Trump from speaking…
Genius Kid Teaches Idiot Democrat Congressman How To Use Fire Alarm
WASHINGTON-- A video has gone viral on social media Sunday showing a…
DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection
WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…
Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- As soon as word spread that a New York…
AOC Says Philadelphia Looters Are Good People Just Stealing Alcohol To Feed Their Families
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After numerous liquor stores in Philadelphia were looted during a…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today…
Biden: ‘If I Had A Son He’d Look Like Danny Masterson’
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after That '70s Show actor Danny Masterson was sentenced by…
