Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
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Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to ease the burden of hardworking…
Prostate Cancer Found ‘Not Guilty’ Of Killing O.J. Simpson
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Prostate cancer has been found not guilty of killing…
Authorities Release Photo Of Painting Found Inside Home Of Alleged Sex Trafficker P Diddy
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Snake Plissken Murdered Only Minutes After Entering Current New York City On New Mission
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Famous antihero S.D. Bob Snake Plissken was…
Biden’s DOJ Subpoenas American Citizens Who May Have Visited Trump Casino, Read ‘The Art Of The Deal’, Or Watched ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to take down any dangerous extremists with the…
Judge Engoron Allows New York Attorney General To Call Telepath As Expert Witness To Read Trump’s Mind
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Judge Arthur Engoron made a bold move…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
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Trump Learns Sign Language To Get Around Judge’s Gag Order
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After a federal judge barred Donald Trump from speaking…
Genius Kid Teaches Idiot Democrat Congressman How To Use Fire Alarm
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DOJ Arrests Cannon House Fire Alarm For Attempted Insurrection
WASHINGTON-- The unbiased Department of Justice (DOJ) has arrested the fire alarm…
