Tag: Chris Christie

Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry

U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…

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Politicians Farting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUrUNoP0B4o (SATIRE) What would happen if the microphones on politicians caught everything?…

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Scientists Discover Cause Of New Year’s Day Earthquake In Japan

SUZU, JAPAN-- A devastating earthquake shook Japan on New Year's Day and…

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Vivek Ramaswamy Trolls Chris Christie By Telling Him He Has A Bad Virus On His Computer

  COLUMBUS, OHIO-- After their heated feud during the last Republican presidential…

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Chris Christie Joins This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie has announced…

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Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice…

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Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum

MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to…

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Chris Christie Releases New Campaign Slogan: ‘Vote For Me Or I’ll Hug Obama Again’

U.S.-- Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie has unveiled a new campaign slogan…

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Republican Primary Candidates Debate On Stage To Become Next President Of Ukraine

U.S.-- Eight Republican candidate hopefuls graced the debate stage last night on…

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Chris Christie Challenges Trump To Sumo Wrestling Match, Says He’ll Eat Him For Lunch

U.S.-- On a recent Fox News episode of Piers Morgan, former New…

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To Limit Global Warming, Biden Appoints Chris Christie As Official Sun Blocker

WASHINGTON-- To combat the dangerous effects of global warming by preventing the…

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Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie’s Stomach

ATLANTIC OCEAN-- The frantic search for the OceanGate Titan submarine has been…

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