Netanyahu Announces Israel’s Invasion Of Poland
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a fiery speech on…
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…
Chinese Citizens Mystified By Strange, Round, Orange Object Floating In China Sky
BEIJING, CHINA-- An extremely unusual occurrence happened in China this week when…
To Satisfy China, ‘The Little Mermaid’ Movie Only 20 Minutes Long After Editing Out All Black Actors
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- In order to have their movie The Little Mermaid shown…
Biden Reportedly Jealous China’s Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden…
Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A seagull has been labeled a crazy conspiracy theorist…
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…
Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time
HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up…
Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to better reflect their support for the…
Winnie The Pooh Has Eeyore Mysteriously Removed From Hundred Acre Wood Event
HUNDRED ACRE WOOD-- A major controversy has been swirling on social media…
Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip Cut Short After Country Runs Out Of Alcohol
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's trip to Taiwan was abruptly…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…
