Tag: China

Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Mitch McConnell If He Lets Trump Ban China From Buying US Farmland

BEIJING, CHINA-- After receiving the terrible news that President Donald Trump was…

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China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell

WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…

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Tim Walz Shows Off His New Xi Jinping Tramp Stamp Tattoo

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- After news broke out that Tim Walz may be tied…

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President Xi Impressed With American Media’s Chinese Communist-Style Push Of Kamala Propaganda

BEIJING, CHINA-- American news media outlets have caught the attention and admiration…

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Communist China Impressed With US Congress Ban On Free Speech

BEIJING, CHINA-- As news spread of the passing of the Antisemitism Awareness…

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Kung Fu Movie’s Worst Dub Ever

https://youtube.com/shorts/aomRYLqESc0 Unfortunately for this great 1970s era Kung Fu movie it got…

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Worst Kung Fu Movie Dub Ever

https://youtu.be/0lysswC7syI (SATIRE) Unfortunately for this great 1970s era Kung Fu movie it…

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Worst Dub Ever Of Biden’s Meeting With Xi

https://youtube.com/shorts/WlSEMHoqVno (SATIRE) WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden and China's President Xi Jinping had…

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Worst Dub Ever Of Biden And Xi Jinping’s Meeting In America

https://youtu.be/VtFDODCjAnE (SATIRE) WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden and China's President Xi Jinping had…

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Nikki Haley, Who Doesn’t Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- On a recent Fox News program, Republican presidential…

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China’s President Xi Jinping Visiting America To Learn From Biden How Not To Run A Country

BEIJING, CHINA-- President Xi Jinping of China will be making a trip…

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Netanyahu Announces Israel’s Invasion Of Poland

TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a fiery speech on…

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