FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…
White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia
PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and…
Hunter Under Fire After Accidentally Killing Seagull Thinking It Was Rare Palila Bird
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- A Pennsylvania man who was recently in Hawaii during an…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one…
Police Question Parrot After Mute Man’s Wife Goes Missing
CINCINNATI, OHIO-- Who says dogs are the only ones who can be…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens
WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her…
Man Born With Silver Spoon In Mouth Arrested For Killing Two Birds With One Stone
GHOST TOWN, ARKANSAS-- A Ghost Town man who was born with a…
After World Cup Loss, Croatia Cries Fowl
RUSSIA-- While France was busy celebrating their second World Cup title, the…
Top Three Ways To Attract Seagulls Into Your Garden According To Expert
ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY-- What's more breathtaking than a group of loud,…
