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WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
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WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United…
In Honor Of Veteran’s Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- In honor of Veteran's Day, President Joe Biden decided…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
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AOC Backs Out Of Debate With Conan Military Dog After Getting KO’d On Twitter By Hero Canine
WASHINGTON-- Twitter has been ablaze with laughter lately as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…
Army Drill Sergeant Court Martialed For Yelling At Recruit
FREEBIRD, ARIZONA-- A drill sergeant in the United States army was recently…
