Woman Accuses Blind Man Of Using Seeing Eye Dog To Stare At Her Inside Gym
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A young female TikTokker posted a video on TikTok…
Pimps Trade Prostitutes For Chickens As Egg Prices Soar
ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY-- With the price of eggs continuing to rise,…
Gazelle Family Christmas Kind Of Awkward After Daughter Brings Home Lion For Holiday
KENYA, AFRICA-- A Christmas family gathering became awkward very fast after a…
Dr. Fauci Enjoys Delicious Thanksgiving Beagle With Friends And Coworkers
WASHINGTON-- Retiring Dr. Fauci has decided to take a break from his…
Controversy Arises After Photos Of Biden’s Pardoned Turkey Found On Hunter’s Laptop
WASHINGTON-- A major controversy has been brewing Monday after it was revealed…
Male Hippopotamus Wins Local ‘Miss Tiger Pageant’ For First Time Ever
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A male hippopotamus from California has become the first…
Twitter Greatly Improves After Elon Musk Replaces Fired Workers With Chimpanzees
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after Elon Musk fired a bunch of useless…
Man Sues Deer Who Ran Out In Front Of His Car In Head-On Collison
VINELAND, NEW JERSEY-- An angry New Jersey man is suing a deer…
Dog Wakes Up To Strange Woman In His Bed After Wild Night Out
ROME, ITALY-- A dog was out on the town with a group…
Giraffe Selected First Round Pick In 2022 WNBA Draft
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The American women's WNBA basketball draft has…
In Last Ditch Effort, Ukraine President Sends Armed Cats And Dogs To Fight Russians
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In a last ditch effort to push back the encroachment…
Groundhog Day: COVID Virus Sees Its Shadow, So Another 6 Weeks Of Propaganda
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- Famed celebrity COVID Virus emerged from its burrow early this…
