Nancy Pelosi Offers To Take All The U.S. Alcohol Canada Removed From Their Stores
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Nancy Pelosi To Skip Trump’s Inauguration After Hearing It Would Be A Dry Event
WASHINGTON-- The office of Nancy Pelosi has released a statement saying that…
Nancy Pelosi Recovering Rapidly After Receiving 80 Proof Vodka IV Drip
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Nancy Pelosi Shows Kamala Harris The Best Places To Hide Her Alcohol While Working
WASHINGTON-- In the event that Kamala Harris wins the presidency, former Speaker…
AOC Says Philadelphia Looters Are Good People Just Stealing Alcohol To Feed Their Families
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After numerous liquor stores in Philadelphia were looted during a…
Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip Cut Short After Country Runs Out Of Alcohol
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's trip to Taiwan was abruptly…
Progressive New Jersey Lowers Legal Drinking Age To 2 Years Old
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- The state of New Jersey made a progressive decision…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday…
Nancy Pelosi’s Drunken Press Conference Rant Animated
https://youtu.be/jcnavT0C3tE (SATIRE) Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi gave a very memorable…
As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe
WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed…
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Addiction Addiction Is Addicting, Says Addict
HELEN, GEORGIA-- For many people struggling with an addiction, trying to break…
